places feathers should be
- on a bird
places feathers should not be
- in your hair
I have so much hope for that child.
OH MY GOD.
THIS BE MY JAM
he looks like kurt from glee but xXsc3neXx version
WHY THE FUCK DOES EVERYONE SAY THAT IM NOT EVEN SCENE OMG DO YOU NOT SEE MY AEROPOSTALE YOU RETARDED FAGGOT SMH
Teen Titans Theme Song
#fuck off dick you are so unhelpful oh my god use the batarang to get this fucking shark off my LEG or something or i swear to god i will leave you at home next time you think i’m joking but i’m not. my parents are DEAD dick they’re DEAD my parents didn’t die just so that i could have my fucking leg eaten by a fucking shark while some asshat fanboy hilariously misnames sea creatures fuck you
#fuck you batman I’m looking for the damn shark repellent okay you will have it in literally three seconds for fucks sake stop being an asshole for one second and remember MY PARENTS ARE DEAD TOO, YOU’RE NOT SPECIAL, BRUCE and my parents didn’t pass on their amazingly badass acrobat skills just so some spoilt crazy billionaire could be a dillhole obviously it was a shark it’s called artistic license, so shut the fuck up, Bruce, AT LEAST I TRY TO FIND SOMETHING TO SMILE ABOUT, mister still-cries-himself-to-sleep, okay? AT LEAST I FUCKING TRY
Anybody else notice the shark is pissing a fuck tun of water or something?
^^^^^ HOW THE FUCK DID I MISS THAT?
HE’S JUST REALLY FUCKING EXCITED TO BE MEETING FUCKING BATMAN HE CAN’T CONTAIN HIMSELF IT’S THE OCEAN ANYWAY IT’S NOT LIKE HE DOESN’T PISS IN IT DAILY
((ohmygod forget about the pissing shark the first two tags almost made me spit out my water for fu*** sake.))
all of this
why i love tumblr+batman
Page 1 of 3